They both are, faster than a speeding bullet!!!!!!!

 

 

 

 

 

It is official City United’s own Ben and Matt Ballantine are the fastest opening batsmen between the wickets in the Tamworth Competition. The funny thing is, wearing batting pads do not seem to slow them down at all.

 

 On the other hand our President was having a conversation with his daughter the other day.

• He asked her "What do you like most about me? My tremendous athletic ability or my superior intellect?"
After rolling around the floor laughing for a good five minutes "What I like most about you, dad" responded his daughter, "is your enormous sense of humor."
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO The trouble with jogging is that by the time you realize you are not in shape for it, it is too far to walk back. CITY